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sub-retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation
by spork January 30, 2003
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pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot
*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation
by The blue slime January 16, 2018
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postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.
by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010
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technological retardation

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight
You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation
by Flatulent Queef March 10, 2011
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oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering
"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."
by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011
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Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010
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