Rastaphony

1. A person who tries to create a Rasta image by going to a shop and picking anything that is red, yellow, and green that will make their scenester friends jealous. Usually kids who saw someone (probably from a lame ass band) with a Bob Marley shirt on.

2. A person who claims to know everything about the Rastafarian culture but their only "knowledge" about it is dreads, weed, acoustic guitars, red, yellow and green apparel, and Bob Marley.

3. A person who want dreads (just like their idol Bob Marley) but cannot get them because their mommies don't want to pay a large amount of money for them to get done.

These kids are easy to spot out because they almost always overdue the Rasta colours and Bob Marley merchandise.

It is not cool to being a Rastaphony.

Conformist 1-"Oh dude this Rasta hat is tight. Oh and these Rasta bracelets are fuckin' sick! That rasta sweater over there is beast!"

Conformist 2-"OMG! Look at that Bob Marley shirt! Dude look at that Bob Marley poster! This peace sign necklace says "One Love" lets get it!"

Non-Conformists-"Rastaphony."

by anticonformists April 12, 2010

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rastle

To engage in wrestling an animal or individual with the odds of winning overwhelming in your favor;

To participate in a savage physical conflict in which one's opponent faces insurmountable odds and almost certain defeat.

Me and ol' Billy Joe spent the day out in the bayou rastlen' dem swamp crocs. When I got my gun in han' they aint never had a chance in duh world;

For example: rastleing would describe a situation in which a person is using an extraordinary excessive amount of firepower to utterly obliterate a small harmless woodland creature.

by Jordan T! August 16, 2011

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Rastafarianism

How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.

Me and my Rastafarian acquaintance are on our way to Zion. Brrrraaap!
Rastafarianism.

by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009

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rastle

1. To Wrestle.

me and him rastled.

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

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RASturbation

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.

Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.

by jaLuv December 17, 2008

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