Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011

Tongue and Quill

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.

A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…

I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…

by AfterDuskDriver January 11, 2023

Quilty

Feeling soft and comfy.

Oftentimes, an individual quickly gains the trust of others and becomes the attention of fireside evenings. Available in materials such as cotton, wool, and synthetic (ew!).

Unaware of how cold December would be, I entered the frigid winds with only a light sweater. Suddenly a man walked by who looked awfully quilty, so I grabbed onto is soft embrace.

by reannecadict July 27, 2011

Quilty

Feeling guilt after quiting

I quit going to the gym, ended up getting fat all over again, now I'm feeling so quilty man...

by adnane February 7, 2022

Quilling

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.

Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!

by anonymous nova March 6, 2011

Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

by RED1234456789 February 1, 2009

Quillin'

Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil...
acting as such...

Duuuuuuuude... are you quillin'?

by Ze P. Page February 15, 2005