Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.

Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

Bitch-question

A "chose one or the other" type question that is extremely difficult and sometimes impossible to answer because both options are gay and/or disgusting.

-would you rather eat shit or suck a dick?
-i dunno, man...that's a real bitch-question.

by azzkicker July 28, 2010

The Question

the official proposal of marriage
See: pop the question

James, i don't know if I'm ready to answer the question yet. I mean I love you, but this is a long-term commitment.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

thats a good question

i don't know the answer

larry king: "how do we get iran to disarm their nukes without invading?"

guest politician: "thats a good question larry"

by stg60913b September 18, 2010

yes or no question

A question in which the only answer can be yes or no. Any other answer is invalid, even if it is an extension on the yes or no answered. Extensions include reasons, conditions, explanations, or responses. Answering with anything else than yes or no,(maybe, I don't know, sort of, neither, kinda, both, etc.) is prohibited.

Incorrect:
1:Yes or no question, do you like pizza?
2:Sort of.

1:Yes or no question, do you like pizza?
2:Yes, but only pepperoni and cheese.

Correct:
1:Yes or no question, do you like pizza?
2:Yes

by harlemkings65 February 19, 2007

question game

A game where two people ask each other questions via. text. It is basically a way to find out if the other person likes you.

Person 1. Let's play the question game!
Person 2: Okay!
Person 1: Have you had a first kiss?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Interesting...

by rainbowdash8246 February 22, 2014