Quagmire

The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.

Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!

by The Sheen Man May 6, 2004

Quagmire

The kind of thing that happens every time the US fights a war

"Great, now were in a quagmire. Thanks George."

by Mastermind September 5, 2003

quarms

A word used to discribe having no problems with something, often used by muppets like Adam and Nick..... cocks lol.

"I got no quarms with adam boiding us off again.... we're getting use to it nick."

by Jimmy Abbo February 5, 2008

quam time

when the first two letters of a persons name are qu and they are hanging out with a person whose first name ends in am they are having quam time.

Quinten: Sam do you wanna have quam time?
Sam: Yes i would.

by Laxer18 July 3, 2010

Quagmire

A person resembling Quagmire from "Family Guy", usually a pervert with a big chin

Person 1: OHHHHHHH!!!! Giggidy!!!! I like that!!!!!

Person 2: Your such a Quagmire.

by Dic La'tolet July 27, 2010

quabam

a word shouted when you fake punch someone in the testicles

(punch at nuts) QUABAM!!!!

by yo March 10, 2005

Quami

A quami is a hard-pressed kiss directly on the ear opening which creates a vacuum-like (and sometimes painful) suction effect.

"My ear's been hurting since my sister gave me a quami."

by Kim Z. February 2, 2007