Q-tip

That thing that will completely ruin your ears if you put it in them, but you still do anyway

I put Q-tips in my ears too many times, now I'm deaf in my left ear!

by plasma.exe.exe.exe.exe.E.X.E July 9, 2023

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

Q-tip

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra

I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.

by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018

Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015

Double Q Tip

Double fisting a girl and sticking you and your best friends penis in her ear.

Everett and Matt double Q tipped Nez’s ear

by anonymous November 2, 2023

Q-tip

Q-tip; the shape of a human being's soul, beginning from the abdomen up through the head; the Concept in thought was originated from the shape of a cotton swab, readily known as a Q-tip. From the abdomen up through the neck is the post of the cotton swab and the cotton portion resides in the head.

The man suddenly looked up at his wife and he can see her Q-tip. And then the night moved on...

by Shermy Herman September 22, 2022