q-tipsy

It's when you get your friend drunk enough that he's willing to stick q-tips up your butt.

Last night I got Dan q-tipsy and he shared his favorite hobby with me! "Only joking" my ass!

by NaughtyPotty March 27, 2010

Used Q-Tips

the world's smallest batons with little gold ends

Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.

by Tiger Blood/Twinners!Unicorns! May 16, 2011

Q-tipping

When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity.

I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.

by Jackie and Katie and Todd and James October 7, 2007

q-tipping

When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.

I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.

by Bealzy November 7, 2017

Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023

Q-tipping

Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!

"She's not gonna be laughing tonight when I'm Q-tipping her!"

by Tex Nate October 17, 2007

Q-Tipped

When someone sticks their tongue where it usually doesn't belong

I wanna get Q-Tipped...Tongue in ear...Tongue in va^^%*....Tongue in a*%...Use you're imagination!

by Goodjunk March 17, 2011