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Puttin on the Putin

Any strong man / dictator saying one thing and doing something completely different… In a warmongering effort to frighten populations of free democratic people
That leader of the country is a real con-man… Thinking people don’t see he’s trying to get us to believe in he’s not Puttin on the Putin
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
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puttin' sauce on it

To add on to or embellish, an already crazy situation or story.
Guy 1: And the lady thanked me and gave me some money and whispered if I wanted some other favors too!

Guy 2: Quit puttin' sauce on it you know that didn't happen!
by BRonin357 April 4, 2009
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puttin cheese on my burger

1. generating cash flow for oneself
2. phrase commonly used to explain to your friends that not all of us can be slack mother fuckers and rely on our parents to pay for everything, henceforth you must work often and miss out on activities you would like to - but simply cannot attend.
slack mother fucker: Hey dude it's tuesday night and it's only midnight...lets go mud doggin' or somethin

jake: nah i can't, i'm gonna be puttin cheese on my burger all day tomorrow
by nigrigged June 4, 2007
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puttin the jake on

to be jealous or envious of one's actioins;
to be eyeing someone or suspicious of them;
mistrusting
you know those girls be puttin the jake on you, when they saw u with me...

your mom was puittin the jake on me , when she saw me hanging out with your sister...
by sugardaddi November 18, 2010
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i'm not puting a dick on you

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.
boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!
by kosto September 22, 2008
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Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.
"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.
by CoOpmeister June 23, 2010
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petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.
Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.
by markass May 3, 2006
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