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A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.
Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
Putin by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022
A peice of shit and a fucking ugly ass president of Russia
“Putin is ugly
“Ew Putin”
Putin by Fel March 12, 2022
A modern-day "Hitler"
Putin by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022
When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
Putin by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.
I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.
Putin by Finknottle's Newt March 16, 2022
A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.
Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin
Putin by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022