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Stool Pusher

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.
When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?
by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010
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poop pusher

1) slang for a male homosexual 2) any male who gives anal sex to a woman or a man 3) a person who inserts objects into another persons ass.
"John loves the gay bars. He knows he'll meet plenty of poop pushers there."
by Uncle Stinky May 7, 2004
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cum'pster

1) a contraction for 'cum dumpster'
2) a person willing to be used as a sex object
3) a whore, tramp, floozy, slut, bimbo, etc.
Knowing that Gerald was drunk and amywinehoused, that cum'pster, Barbara, seduced him into sleeping with her.
by Mr. Yamagatorisake October 15, 2007
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first poster

A person whose main goal in life is to post first on an internet video, picture, or anything else that allows comments. Usually this person will simply post "First!" or something along those lines rather than making an insightful or meaningful comment. First posters, while they themselves often believe that they are serving a valuable purpose and/or accomplishing something by being first, are generally disrespected by much of the rest of the online community.
First poster #1: "I was the first to post on a Failblog picture on March 17, 2008. It ended up getting 946 comments."
Neil Armstrong: "Wow, that's really impressive. I was the first person to walk on the moon."
Babe Ruth: "I was the first player to hit 60 home runs in a season AND the first to hit 700 career home runs!"
Albert Einstein: "Well I was the first to prove the relationship between mass and energy as well as many other fundamental principles of the universe that had puzzled scientists since the beginning of time."
Sir Edmund Hillary: "I was the first to climb Mt. Everest."
First poster #1: "What did you do up there?"
Sir Edmund Hillary: "I put up a sign that said 'First!!!' and got my ass back down that mountain. It was freezing up there, dude!"
God: "Well I was the first to create, well, you know, everything in the entire universe."
First poster #2: "Sweet man, congrats. I was the first to comment on that YouTube video of the news anchor accidentally saying 'blow job' on live TV."
Neil Armstrong: "LOL! That video was classic! Epic fail!"
Other commenter: "Shut up, all of you!!! Nobody cares if you're first! Get a life!"
by Nicholas D July 27, 2009
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cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.
Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.
by ARuss703 October 24, 2009
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Puteria

/poo-te-ree-uh/ adjective

Spanish word translating to letting loose, thotting around, having fun. Typically associated with weekend behavior.
Friend 1: I'm so excited for this weekend!
Friend 2: Bruh same. Let the puteria begin!
by Kettywap November 16, 2016
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Head-pusher

A person who shoves someone else’s head to intiate a sucky-sucky by force
Did you hear Marcus is a head-pusher?”
“He made her give him the sucky-sucky”
by Sucky-sucky lover April 20, 2018
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