Purifier

a white female that has non-white friends yet only dates white guys.

danielle is so sexy yo, i don't have a chance with her though, she is a purifier.

by bigfatballsack101 September 30, 2009

puritan

a person with a high code of morals.

usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.

At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.

She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.

or

Stay away from him, he's a puritan.

by yob boy July 21, 2005

Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Greatest fucking Dimmu Borgir album ever.

My favorite song off of Dimmu's PEM (Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) album is Maelstrom Mephisto

by Nova Prospekt December 23, 2007

Neo-puritan

A modern age version of puritans, who were very conservative, religiously Christian people.

Look at these neo-puritan (SJW) liberals. -an unknowing neo-puritan

by Krackz May 22, 2019

purity ring

A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.

Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.

Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..
Sally: Yeah and..
Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-
Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!
Nicky and Sally: What?
Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!
Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.
Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-
Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?
Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..
Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.
Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.
Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.
Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?
Nicky and Sally walk away.
Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.

by Nympho Jones July 7, 2008

New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012

purifried

Verb - To sterilize something by lighting it on fire
Adjective - Describes something that has been sterilized by lighting it on fire

Ex. We watched a video of a person using a lighter with a paper clip attached to it to push the buttons on an elevator. After the paper clip touched the button, he lit the lighter and it enveloped the paper clip in flames. He purifried that paper clip when he lit it on fire with his lighter.

by Austin Rock March 28, 2020