prude-slut

the biggest oxy-moron in the world... i dont know what it means

When selina called me a prude slut I was like WTF! Your a prude slut....after all you are the one who acts prude but gives nasty ass eugene head secretly!

by "prude slut"...apparently April 12, 2005

Prude

a person who is or claims to be shocked of matters relating to sex and nudity.

"I showed Helen a picture of my dick today and she screamed"

"Wow, what a prude"

by lovewithsky June 3, 2009

pudgey

To have a little more flesh on your frame than what's considered average. Normally soft loose skin and not in an excessive amount. A "cute" term for those extra love handles!

"She's merely pudgey after havin 5 kids, I'm surprised!"

by Pleasant Disaster November 8, 2007

cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.

The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.

by STAN. January 6, 2008

prudent wastebasket

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot (like the pedal of a wastebasket) and he makes a basket while she's screaming in pain.

Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

pudge

Short & fat

Ryan Sherman is a pudge

by Urban Dictionary May 30, 2003

Prude Man-Whore

A guy that goes out with every girl, but never does anything with them.
Akin to the definition "prude slut"

That Nick guy gets with every girl imaginable, from slut-whore to nuns, but never does anything with anyone. He's such a Prude Man-Whore.

by Franklin Delano Aedlman December 20, 2008