protonerd

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.

Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?

by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013

Protogenic

One whom is a pro at touching male genitals.

That hooker gives good handjobs, she is hella protogenic.

by Saint James 502 September 26, 2020

mazda protege dx

stupid foregin car with crappy everything and little in english and wiring twice as difficult as american thats why chevy rocks and the ocassional ford

crappy little foregin car with no room to sit and very little power if that above is true its a mazda protege dx

by mike hunt junior March 13, 2010

Photogeneric

Adjective-
Someone that is not "photogenic" yet they insist on taking new Profile Pictures of themselves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Taking a new Profile Picture
Person1: Just stop
Person2: But...
Person1: NO, just stop. You are totally Photogeneric
Person2: I am so mean!
Person1: Ya shut up no one cares

by glenjamin87 June 25, 2010

protogen

kevin the photoshopper who is very furry, gay, weird and consistent with attempts to make people furrier

bro kevin da protogen

by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022

Protogen

An anti virus software and totally not something else

Did you install protogen

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

Protogenoi Hypothesis

The proposal that the first entities to emerge from the primordial chaos in creation myths (the Greek Protogenoi like Chaos, Gaia, Tartarus, Eros) represent the first discrete physical phenomena to "crystalize" out of the singularity. Chaos is the quantum foam/initial singularity; Gaia is the emergence of spacetime geometry; Tartarus is the asymmetry that creates gravity wells/black holes; Eros is the fundamental attractive force (gravity/weak force) that allows binding. This hypothesis reads myth as a topological sequence of cosmic phase transitions, where each "primordial being" is a new order parameter or field condensing in the early universe.

Example: In the first 10^-43 seconds after the Big Bang, the Protogenoi Hypothesis suggests the following "births": Chaos reigns (the Planck epoch, no distinct physics). Then Gaia "solidifies" (spacetime gains metric structure). Tartarus "sinks" below (gravitational singularities/negative energy densities separate). Eros "awakens" (forces differentiate and allow attraction). The myth isn't a story; it's a cosmological timeline encoded in narrative form, with each Protogenoi representing a critical threshold in the cooling universe's loss of symmetry. Protogenoi Hypothesis.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026