pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
Sharpton is a pretend bitch.
by QHarley December 02, 2015
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pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting
"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"
by kevserranity July 23, 2022
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Pretend rizz

When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.
I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..
by NetFlic790 October 10, 2023
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Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024
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pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 08, 2014
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He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.
John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014
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