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pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
by QHarley March 7, 2016
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Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.
look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.
He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'
by Miss Ted August 30, 2021
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Pretend rizz

When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.
I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..
by NetFlic790 October 9, 2023
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End pretend

End pretend is mend friend comprehend trend.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024
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