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Presidential Executive

The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.

He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.
Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.

He is the Presidential Executive.

The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )

And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".

So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...
by Nikolai Peterson February 2, 2017
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Presidential Dump Truck

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!
by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010
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Have a Presidential Dinner

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger
I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.
by Dreggie January 24, 2018
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Presidential Inauguration 2009

The most awesome experience that could possibly be documented by a group of college students hoping to go on a heady road trip. An African-American president was sworn in and about one gozillion people half froze in the streets for hours to support him. There was strugglin', strivin', throbbin', and thrivin', but yeah, everyone was survivin'.
Remember when we went to presidential inauguration 2009 and Barack Obama said "Yes we can!"?
by DJ Jew Beats March 13, 2009
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2004 Presidential Elections

The election

A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
Puppet on strings demolishes our World
by EuropeanAndAstonished October 13, 2004
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2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.
"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"
by tophertg July 6, 2004
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Presidential Order of Succession

Under the 25th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America (1967), in the event that the President of the United States, for any reason, is unable to continue the Presidential duties, this is the order that is followed to determine whom will succeed to the Presidency. The most immediate official on the list will always be the next in line (unless that official, as well, is unable to continue his or her duties). An official, though his or her office may be part of the succession, will be passed over for the succession if he or she does not meet all of the requirements set forth by the United States Constitution. This list is also known as the Order of Presidential Succession. The order is:

Vice President of the United States
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President Pro-Tempore of the United States Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security
The Presidential Order of Succession has never been utilized beyond the point of Vice President.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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