present

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.

by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018

Presentwat

Someone who delivers a presentation to an audience, but spends more time telling everyone how amazing he is, rather than talking about the thing he's expected to talk about.

"That dude on stage is a complete Presentwat"

by Wandster May 10, 2019

presence rizz

When your rizz has evolved past speaking to women entirely, they feel your presence and turn instant waterfall.

"I dont have vocal rizz, I have presence rizz"

by TheLoreCollector October 8, 2023

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

by Smaaaash July 7, 2016

Cakeday Present

A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."

It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.

by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020

Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

Bowtie Present

A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.

Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.

by maitaiguy December 12, 2009