prawn head

insult used on people with a head shaped like a prawn.

:wordsoup/word, prawn head.

by Khoo September 18, 2003

Prawn Cracker

The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.

Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.

by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008

strum the prawn

Strumming the prawn is when you've been on a 3 day bender and you and your mates fancy a kfc on the scagged Sunday evening, then some sted head lad with a fake tan invites you to the disabled toilet and proceeds to ferociously pet your mary (prawn) with greasy chicken fingers.
Troy Quigley

He's taking that girl to the bed.
The Lads: Strum the Prawn.

by Troy Quigley August 10, 2015

Prawn cocktail

The result of spunk mixed with blood after having rough sex or sex during your period

The sheets were covered in prawn cocktail.

by mouth2 September 7, 2013

Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten

just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer

by Dan Glibals March 3, 2009

prawn cutlet

To ejaculate on the face of the blowjober and throw sand on the deposit. The sand therefore sticking to the face and hence looking like a prawn cutlet. (Perfomed at the beach)

"she wouldn't swallow so i had to give her the prawn cutlet"

by Andrew May 18, 2004

reverse prawn

Noun: A derogatory term for a person that you would consider as a sexual partner if their head was on a better body. eg. Throw away the body and keep the head.

Antonym: Prawn

Kiera Knightley is such a reverse prawn.

by lotsatatts December 18, 2012