podating

The act of joining one or more people in a "COVID-19 pod" while also dating them.

"I heard Becky and Jared are podating!"
"Ooh, juicy!"

by TheGrossMan August 31, 2020

Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.

The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 15, 2021

Peating

Eating food while peeing (I.e multi-tasking)

Jim was in a rush so he resorted to peating, finishing his sandwich while taking a leak.

by Beetroot9191 January 11, 2022

pitating

a word to describe a certain type of murder where you choke someone in sleep with a fruit pit.

I don't know john, I think sally is pitating my best friends.

by John_hasalotofextremepregnant November 8, 2022

Peating

Eating and living in a Ray Peat inspired manner.

I've been dabbling in cocaine and DNP, I'm on sort of on a hardcore peating kick.

by dragonlord1488 July 6, 2023

protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.

Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.

by myecks July 8, 2023