porpoising

When a man is fucking a woman doggystyle and "accidentally" slips his penis into the woman's anus, and she responds by turning her head around, arching her back, and making a sound similar to a dolphin or porpoise - "eeee! eeee!"

Dude, last night I tried to slip it in Katie's ass, and she totally started porpoising - it was hilarious.

by GangstaPornBitch February 9, 2008

porpoise

While banging a chick mercenary-style, lift her legs so that her knees are at her armpits. With your cock still inside her, shove your ball(s) in her ass.

Shelly is still reeling from riding the porpoise last night.

by Chuck690 April 16, 2006

dutch porpoise

you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...

Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

by jewboy killah 7000 January 3, 2008

porple

a character on the popular website porplemontage.com

he's a little green* guy

by Steve July 27, 2004

porphyria

Disease which affects the colour of your piss

Jiimy's got red piss. He must have porphria

by Jonathan Graham June 1, 2005

Porpus Hole

Usually referred to a sphincter, the Porpus Hole is ones anus with no hair on it. Usually belonging to a female.

That chick from cakefarts.com has a beautiful Porpus Hole

by seed323 January 31, 2010

Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!

"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"

by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019