polish fox

A term used to describe older Polish men who are often involved in criminal activity. These men are clever, slick and usually have conspicuously Polish last names like Kaminski, Kowalcyzk and Kowalski. They can be involved with illegal drugs, but more often than not, partake in the sex trade.

Wow, that Aleksander Kwiatkowski is such Polish fox, he's so sly and secretive.

by icy_veggler December 21, 2019

badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.

Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.

by Grundoid June 12, 2008

Junk Polish

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.

1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

Bad Poison Lockey

An exclamation of pain, and/or anger directed at an object (usually hard) that has been run into / banged. Hitting back the object while saying "Bad Poison Lockey" feels good.

"Ouch!... Bad Poison Lockey"

by motherscratcher March 2, 2021

Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.

I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Polish Mohawk

A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.

Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.

by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017