Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos

You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind

by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021

Poonies

A smoothie at Arby's ask for it it's great

I asked for poonies and a girl slapped me

by Brois6969 March 20, 2022

Poonis

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis. In other words, a butt.

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis

by JegErGlad April 25, 2022

Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

pooni

a funky word for vajayjay

oh no, my pooni smells funky!

by funkypoonigirl June 5, 2021

Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020