Poonis

How retards pronounce penis.

Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.

by gotar4 March 24, 2021

pooni

a funky word for vajayjay

oh no, my pooni smells funky!

by funkypoonigirl June 06, 2021

Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

Poonis

The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body

This is the dogs penis and this is his poonis.

by Poonisinator February 14, 2023

Poony Face

Like queer,fag, doosh,etc.

Whats up poony face

by Selinier October 03, 2009

Balloony Poony

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.

We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.

by FARTHAMMER December 14, 2021

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 10, 2011