Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.
by gotar4 March 23, 2021
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A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.
Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.
by Sigaret Breff July 01, 2021
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After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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