Policy

(adj.) To describe something as monotonous, senseless, and pointless, something similar to policy debate

Dude, this homework we got is so policy.

by [e-mail] January 21, 2011

farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013

Foreign Policy

The policy of a state's government towards others. Can include military, economic, and political actions such as war, sanctions, and political recognition of another country's government.

John: You're in the U.S. Foreign Policy in the Middle East this year right? I heard it is really tough!

Betsy: Yeah I had to work my butt off to get an A on a paper on the U.S.'s Twin Pillars Policy towards Iran and Saudi Arabia in the 1970s.

by fegreg December 15, 2022

Ohio Policy

Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.

P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you

by PolicySwagger December 18, 2022

US Foreign Policy

something you don't mess with if you don't know what you are talking about

if you don't know what US Foreign Policy is, and are genuinely interested, you can always ask Henry Kissinger.

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015

Light Switch Policy

Light Switch Policy is a policy formulated by a country, organization or entity suffering under unsustainable or poor economic condition meant to persuade other parties within international community to gain investment, loan or any form of financial support from other entity for a certain period of time or condition until it become sustainable to run their own economy to the point of self-reliance (even break off of previously established financial support agreement or foreign trade with other entity) which in the long run enters a new stage of gradually decline in economic growth up to the point of unsustainability, thus repeating the first stage. Therefore creating a cycle of inconsistent policies switching between opening (on) and isolating (off) attitudes regarding international agreement of financial support or foreign trade, just like a light switch.

North Korea might implement a new type of policy known as Light Switch Policy thus become open to international community for certain period of time and back to isolation in the next period.

by thelegendtwentyeven January 31, 2021

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP)

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.

Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...

by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021