You: Dude, I'm cybering with three different hoes I met on okcupid!
Me: You're polyaimorous. Like a plugged-in Mormon. But without the underage prostitutes.
Me: You're polyaimorous. Like a plugged-in Mormon. But without the underage prostitutes.
by Hippie Eater Redux April 13, 2009
Get the Polyaimorous mug.the worst thing to be, it destroys all relationships and scraps of mental health you had left. hahahahahha.
by sleever420 December 20, 2018
Get the polyamourous mug.A multi-dimensional moron. A moron capable of several simultaneous vectors of stupidity. One whose moronic episodes become legend.
by inkster2000 August 12, 2011
Get the polymoron mug.A bipolar cunt that trolls artist's pages in an attempt to draw discussion away from intelligent conversation so that she can be the center of attention. She can be identified by bullying tactics and illogical arguments.
This Polyamorous XD raised holy hell because someone wouldn't accept her analogy comparing a baby's bad art to an adult's today in the art forum where the question was about what makes bad art.
by Smile0231 May 11, 2018
Get the Polyamorous XD mug.a polyamorass is a person who cheats on their partner and then says they're polyamorous, to try and justify themselves
person 1: "he cheated on me with Sasha and then said he was polyamorous!"
person 2: "polyamorous? Baby he's a polyamorass"
person 2: "polyamorous? Baby he's a polyamorass"
by duckgutzxl February 26, 2021
Get the polyamorass mug.When you have multiple romantic partners, and they have multiple romantic partners, and together, you resemble a D&D party, a Team of Shadowrunners, and the extras from a Mad Max movie. The ability to survive the apocalypse with love, and home medicine.
"Well, I know organic farming. Wife can bake in a brick oven. One girlfriend sews. Other girlfriend breeds dogs. And my metas are a blacksmith, a bowyer, and a fletcher. We're a Polyarmory community. Bring on the nukes!"
by GoodBear74 September 15, 2022
Get the Polyarmory mug.A romantic relationship dynamic consisting of 3 or more people loving on each other. They do not feel comfortable being anyone's ‘everything’ and one true love. Human jealousy and insecurity is something they often demonize, gaslight and/or reprogram out of themselves and each other. Most modern polys think they are more evolved than monogamous people. Polyamorous typically conflate monogamy with codependency. They like having multiple people to fulfill their "needs" because one person cannot meet all needs. Like it even matters. They don't grasp the fact that others can sit with themselves for 5 minutes or simply have platonic friends. Instead of interdependence, their solution is to spread out their emotional responsibility over multiple people. They often make a disingenuous argument that their romantic love is similar to loving family or parents of multiple kids. They sell their dynamic as this altruistic romantic love, which is actually very rare. They often prove this by not exactly investing as much of themselves in each of their partners.
Sally and David realized they are Polyamorous. They are looking for a new woman to join their polycule. David likes motorcycles and cars! Sally is like, well...having a car.
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