Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K

“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”

by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

Poes dom

Term used in South Africa to objectify people who are more stupid than they already seem but on another level where no human would ever do something as dumb as that

"Gabriel is poes dom"
"Chetty is poes dom with a short temper that's a bad combo"

by Uncle Dom June 4, 2020

poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

Jef-Poke

When you go around a corner and expose more than you need to.

Graham, you didn't need to do a Jef-Poke

by Scarabytes July 4, 2021

Stick n poke

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.

Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke

by Pussycat😋 November 29, 2019

toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.

I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.

by HoodAche November 12, 2007

throw a poke into

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009