A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size
Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right
by Submersible G June 22, 2023
Pokemon, also known as pocket monsters, or slaves are creatures that have different very strong abilities that could be used to take over the human species. However, because of their very small brains, they just roam in the wild minding their own business. Until a trainer uses their balls to catch the Pokemon officially making it their slave. Once a trainer catches enough slaves, they will force them to fight each other, usually causing the pokemon to be severely injured.
by WHY_CANT_I_FIND_A_USERNAME March 23, 2022
My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
by AsH ketChUMs September 22, 2021
That one amazing franchise i wasted all my money and childhood. If you play this for a living, you will get no bitches.
Sean: "Wow bro you wasted your childhood on Pokémon too?"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"
by DisJointFever09 December 12, 2022