Pokémon Go

A Game where you walk around catching Pokémon. Many famous people play play this game such as Lachlan and Mystic7.

Woah it’s a charmander!
Woah and there is a squirtle.
This is an amazing place to play Pokémon Go!

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

Pokémon Go Thailand Edition

This is like the Game but instead you go looking for some fine looking Asian Street Meat.

Do you play Pokémon Go? Oh yes I especially enjoy the Pokémon Go Thailand edition.

by Billy Ball Sack July 1, 2023

Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

Pokémon go

Cancer

Son: dad I just caught a pidgey on Pokémon go
Dad: you just turned into cancer

by NewJetCartoon June 15, 2017

Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax

“Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX

by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025