Swedish plumber

After ejaculating inside a girl you go down on her to suck out, zamboni, or "plumb" your semen so she doesn't get pregnant

"I quickly pulled a Swedish plumber after I busted so I'm pretty sure your not pregs"

by Flymeby April 9, 2015

plumber

A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.

He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.

by The Vince December 1, 2003

Full Plumber

When you stick you dick in a sink drain and turn on the garbage disposal leaving you with a vagina.

Yo man last night i got a FULL PLUMBER!

by GirthyMen368 June 18, 2018

DiRtY pLuMbEr

When you get a random girl in the back of your plumbing truck and make her grab a hold your cable that you just cleaned a sewer main with and lick it while you hit it "plumber style".

I was downtown and this chick wanted the DiRtY pLuMbEr, so I gave it to her.

by DiRtY pLuMbEr April 6, 2009

Plumber's Crack

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.

Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"

by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009

butt plumber

A male who engages in the practice of inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another of the same sex.

Sir Elton John is a butt plumber.

by Larryfun September 3, 2005

Liquid Plumber

When one takes a hard poop then immediately after the hard poop comes out diarrhea follows that poop making a "Liquid Plumber"

Yo I just took the meanest Liquid Plumber ever.

by cdaconto June 18, 2011