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Pottermore

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.
Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.
by crowie June 11, 2012
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lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim
Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter
by Stampy May 19, 2004
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Albus Severus Potter

The son of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. He has one brother, James Potter (named after his late grandfather), and one sister, Lily Potter(named after her late grandmother). He is named after two late headmasters of the wizarding school, Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, and Severus Snape, both of whom held close relationships with his father, Harry Potter. Last we heard, he was entering his 1st year of Hogwarts, and very worried that he might be placed in the Slytherin house instead of the preferred Gryfindor.
Man, i wish J.K. Rowling told us more about Albus Severus Potter before ending the series.
by Harry_PotterFan69 February 22, 2009
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James potter

The best person to ever exists and is better than Snape in every possible way.
by Bianvq July 24, 2021
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Wisconsin Cheese Platter

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021
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Post-Potter Depression

The feeling one gets after completing the final book of the Harry Potter series, knowing that there is no more to the story and you have nothing left to look forward to anymore.
Man, I finished the Deathly Hallows and just sat around for days staring at it, wishing there was more...I think I've got Post-Potter Depression.
by Major Matt August 18, 2007
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harry potter vs twilight

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)
troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)
by semi456 November 27, 2010
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