slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Salvador Pinto

a Salvador Pinto is a guy who excels in both talking to girls and sucking dick agressively

wow, that guy over there really is a Salvador Pinto

by Big_Bear_Nibba November 5, 2023

Pinto

Rag looking and feeling kinda dirty (in a sexual way) that gives you some sort of pleasure.

I feel kinda pinto...

by The Mister of Gedauvan April 23, 2023

Pinto man

Pinto men are the worst they are ugly, they get no hoes and they be smelling stink right tru

Gabriel is a ugly Pinto man

by Anonymous123455678997543456533 November 20, 2023

Pinto Punter

A mexican that likes the 1979 Mazda RX-7 FC and picks tomatoes, and has a dog that he will get up in the middle of a league of legends game (even ranked) to go walk. He will keep calling you bitch-made if you don't play CSGO with him. If you play any team game where there is team damage, beware, because he will attempt to sabotage you in any way shape form possible.

Pinto Punter: You're bitch-made, hop on CSGO
Friend (enraged): Shut up you Pinto Punter, go back over the walls!

by Ms. C Bullies Me May 8, 2022

Cesar Pinto

Cesar Is A Very Hot Guy With infinite rizz he could murder the entire universe if he wanted to and every girl is in love with him. his is very

The hottest guy alive is Cesar Pinto, and there's no doubt

by tinyman8458456 November 14, 2022

Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic

A vet in Mineral Wells Texas that is primarily known for their misogyny and employee emotional abuse.

Famous quotes from this clinic:
“Why do 12 year olds have double d’s these days”
“I’d pee in her butt”
-Told an old lady to move out of his way while he was euthanizing her dog.
-physically grabbed his employees to move them out of his way

I really wish I could be abused right now by a stinky overweight ginger. Oh wait!! We can do that at Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic

by MuscleGuy40 November 29, 2025