pintage

A beer drinking session.

Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.

by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007

Dutch Pinata

To blindfold someone, spin them around until dizzy, smack them with your penis, and then insert a lollipop in their butt.

Hey honey, do you want to try the Dutch Pinata tonight?

by Mullethunter324 April 27, 2011

Pinata Smack

Someone who is out line and being a total douche and is in dire need of "Enlightment and Understanding"

You grab the person,(whoever) Tie a rope around their waist, hoist them over a tree limb, and smack the hell out of 'em with broom -handles like a 'Pinata'

dude#1: Whoa! Dan was way out of line today
dude#2: No doubt,he's definitely is in need of a Pinata Smack

by richerpaumade October 28, 2010

pistachio

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.

"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"

by rtac April 29, 2008

PistaDex

noun: pistadex - a figure representing to average asking price of a Bianchi Pista Bike on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas

I saw a Pista on Seattle craigslist for $1,200. That's more than a new one. How will that affect the Pistadex?

by AnnaZed June 24, 2008

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

pistadex

pista•dex |’pistá-deks| (abbr. PDEX)
noun
a figure representing the average asking price of a Bianchi Pista on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas.

After closing of major markets the pistadex (PDEX) was up 12 points closing at all-time high of 1262.76.

Dude the pistadex is way up but I think I want to buy anyway.. it's just going to keep going up yaknow.

Yeah, buy. I think. Buy, buy, buy. (it's never going to stop)

by pistafairy May 28, 2008