Pinocchio Code

When a man makes a gay joke and the other man gets an erection due to the detail in the joke

Gary got a case of the pinocchio code at work the other day

by PeJota Fatgirl July 6, 2019

Go pinocchio

When you sleep with a girl that ugly you are forced to lie about it to move on with your life

It was a desperate time in my life I had to go pinocchio

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

The Pinocchio

When a woman has three or more penises controlled by one common string and the gentleman say “I’m a real boy” in unison.

I heard Margarita did The Pinocchio with the starting five lineman of the football team.

by SmithDickey January 13, 2021

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

Portly Pinocchio

George Santos

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.

by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023

Luca Pinocchio

not the tiniest of niggas, but he is always hoes before bros, and will grow up to be a wife beater.

Daquan : Damn bro you see that foo
Tyrone: Yeah the guy beating his girlfriend, yeah thats Luca Pinocchio

by A Nigga Drinking A Capri Sun October 17, 2019