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Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010
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Panchotard

A 12 year old (squeaker) who watches pancho that commentary parasite all day all night, and abuses the term I HAVE LITERALLY LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY a Panchotard dislikes their own generation and probably watches dsmp and hates dream stans heavily dislikes dhar mann and just acts like their are normal but remember Panchotards are insane!! if you have an opinion against pancho they will go extreme
Panchotard: Dream stans are just WTF...
Me: no shit panchotard
by Lolorator360 October 30, 2021
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ass pincher

some who pinches asses
Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch
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Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.
"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."
by OttoParts June 9, 2009
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PP Cold Pincher

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.
My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher
by retardomilos May 17, 2021
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pinche puta

pinche puta In Mexican Spanish this mean fucking whore (or bitch).
I heard that pinche puta was selling her ass in La Romana for $30 US. You couldn't pay me to fuck the fat ho.
by rodgster April 20, 2007
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Klingon Arse-Pinch

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.
Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006
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