Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015
Get the The American Piledriver of Destruction mug.Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
Get the Moose Piledriver mug.When the women puts herself in the piledriver position, and legs wide. The man then inserts a uncorked bottle of champagne into her pussy, then shakes it up. The champagne flows out of her pussy and then down her body and into her mouth. She drinks her piledriver champagne waterfall.
While in the piledriver position, champagne is poured into her pussy then down into her mouth. Piledriver champagne waterfall.
by whtronin October 5, 2022
Get the piledriver champagne waterfall mug.A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow
by NebbyNeberson February 1, 2023
Get the Wisconsin Piledriver mug.When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 20, 2015
Get the jackson piledriver mug.When a women gets into the piledriver position, and a shotglass is inserted into her pussy. A drink is poured into the shotglass, then someone puts his face into the women's crotch and uses their mouth only to grab the shot glass then shoots back the drink.
I drank shot, after shot of alcohol from my girlfriends piledriver shooters from her pussy while in the piledriver position.
by whtronin March 21, 2021
Get the Piledriver shooter mug.A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.
Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.
by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025
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