Pirate Piggy

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Piggie Plague

A better and funnier name for the dreaded Swine Flu, or the H1N1 virus.

Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*

by JargonJunkie November 5, 2009

Bad Piggies

A DAMN GOOD MOBILE GAME THAT CONSISTS OF CONSTRUCTING VEHICLES TO COLLECT MAP PIECES.

I was playing bad piggies yesterday!

by verymysteryman23 May 26, 2021

ms. piggy

A fat, attractive, confident and assertive woman.

Whoa dude, check out that ms. piggy over there, she's hot!

by stan_der_man March 7, 2010

Dirty Piggy

When you stick your little toe in your partners pooper during sex.

During yoga, Josh accidentally gave himself a dirty piggy.

by jmax1974 November 9, 2013

Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.

Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

Piggy Diving

The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.

Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.

by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008