Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.
Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016
Get the Pirate Piggymug. Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*
by JargonJunkie November 5, 2009
Get the Piggie Plaguemug. by verymysteryman23 May 26, 2021
Get the Bad Piggiesmug. by stan_der_man March 7, 2010
Get the ms. piggymug. by jmax1974 November 9, 2013
Get the Dirty Piggymug. by Evil October 18, 2003
Get the Piggy Banksmug. by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009
Get the piggy snifflesmug.