Pie-in-the-Sky Pi

When pure mathematicians dream that the elegant proofs of their π-related theorems would increase the chances of landing their names in the Mathematical Book of Life, or could propel them into mathematical immortality.

It’s an unspoken desire among Fields medalists—the mathematical equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics—and first-rate mathematicians to achieve pie-in-the-sky pi dreams.

by MathPlus May 24, 2021

What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.

Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.

by Fasters December 19, 2021

Magnum PI's

Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.

I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.

by Salvadore McGillicutty June 16, 2008

Alpha Omicron Pi

Just like it says in the object of this sorority they stand for everything that is right such as love among its members,loyalty,dignity and scholarship. This is one of the classiest sororities around who have excellent grades, goals, personalities, and looks. You will not be dissapointed by these beautiful, dazzling girls. They know the true meaning of sisterhood and that IS lifelong commitment..as soon as you join you know you will be in this for the long run.

"Alpha Omicron Pi is one motto, one badge, one bond, and singleness of heart."

by AOCUTIEPI October 31, 2007

Beta Theta Pi

The best fucking fraternity ever established. Betas are known to be confident yet laid back, always look good, have the best senses of humor, mack muchos babes, give people awesome, hilarious nicknames (like first inital of first name, first syllable of last name or Jimnasium for someone named Jim), and are always and everywhere ready to give their all for their frat. Only fellows with the finest of qualities, such as natural leaders, get the honor of becoming Betas.

Best looking houses, best sounding name, best looking letters. Watch all other houses bow down as Beta rises to the top. Go Beta!

I'm not even in yet, but I've got an eye for true greatness and hopefully will be soon.

"Yo, you hittin' up dat Sigma Chi party tonight?"
"Nah man, they's a bunch of posers. Beta Theta Pi is where it's at."

by The Future KotB February 10, 2010

pi-gu

Variation of Mandarin Chinese, roughly translating as "rectum", "bunghole" or "asshole" (but not a person who's an asshole.)

"You think you're better than other people!"
"Only the ones I'm better than. And now I'm thinkin' that's the very thing you're placing value on today."
"I place value on the fact that the stick up your pi-gu is about as big as the one Harrow's got."

by Daniel Kirk July 2, 2006

pi day

a day celebrated by math geeks across the world on march 14th

Nerd #1: Hey, did you know that the first 50 digits of pi are 3.141 592 6535 8979 323 84 6264 3383 2795 0288 4197 169 3993 751?

Nerd #2: Shut up, I know the first 1,000. Try it next pi day.

by mw23224 July 20, 2008