Cock polishing

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick

Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.

by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017

Phishing

A process used by individuals that are attempting to illegally obtain personal information about a person for the purposes of stealing that person’s identity, financial or personal information. Most commonly used by calling a credit card company, bank or other data collection institution several times to piece together bits of information into a complete profile of a specific individual.

Some piece of shiite muslim was phishing my credit card information from my bank and charged $1000 on it.

by Openmind01 May 1, 2006

polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

polishing

To make ones penis smooth and shiny by rubbing or oral action.

Little Billy was caught polishing in the bathroom. His mother was very disappointed.

Suzy gives great head. She can polish my junk any day of the week.

by FrigApple December 14, 2008

polishing my pimp

when a woman is cleaning her dildo before use it.

I am polishing my pimp.

by Don Sueco February 27, 2011

Phlamingoe

A phlamingoe is a grown man that has the audacity to wear the color pink. It's not that he wears it, but rather that he becomes it. He does everything from painting his nails pink, to drinking strawberry milk, to getting a pink tinted spray-tan. He drives a pink Porsche, and has a chihuahua with a pink collar. His house is pink. His iPhone case is red (they were out of pink), but he bleached it so now it's kinda pink. Close enough. His golf clubs are pink, and his credit cards are pink (which he uses to buy other pink things). He only eats pink food (he believes that he will one day become pink through the same process as a flamingo. Hence the name "phlamingoe"). This man is PINK. Pink, pink, pink. And gay.

Guy: Awh man, that is one pink dude.
Other guy: That's a phlamingoe if I've ever seen one.

First guy: Bruh...

by Wordsmith1642 October 15, 2014

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016