Polish Ham Press

The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.

"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."

by Fat Goose November 7, 2015

Pressed

To be very annoyed or mad.

Person A: What’s wrong with her?
Person B: I don’t know she’s been really pressed lately.

by MichaelKlump December 17, 2019

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

Pessidog

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi

My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog

by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023

pressed

Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.

Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).

Damn, he's pressed for some soda!

He called you 23 times last night? He is pressed.

by Yellowcandy February 23, 2005

Alternative Press

The best music magazine out there, referred to as AP. Go to altpress.com for retailers.

Yes! The Mars Volta is on the cover of this month's Alternative Press!

by soradical January 31, 2006

The Press

"The Press" is the politically correct term for a group of dishonest, conniving, scandalous photographers and journalists who send their articles and photos to trashy magazine companies for money. They spreads lies and gossip about celebrities, they turn facts into fiction, and they dig deep into the lives of innocent people until they find something to write about. They spread dishonest slander about people, especially if they can find an interesting news story.

There seems to be only 1 honest journalist nowadays: Brian Williams. Other than Brian Williams, the rest of the press is no different than the paparazzi.

Press Journalist 1: Look at this scoop! This man robbed a bank!

Press Journalist 2: No he didn't. The robbery was committed by one of the tellers. This man you are writing about is innocent.

Press Journalist 1: Haven't you learned anything about working for "The Press?" It doesn't matter whether or not we get the facts right, what only matters is that the facts are interesting! Now, put it on the front page.

Two weeks later, an innocent man loses his reputation because of a crime he did not commit.

by The Common Satirist July 30, 2013