To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex)
"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"
"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"
"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"
"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
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Get the phone fucking mug.The process where you try to call someone and only get their answering machine. They in turn get the message and call you only to get your voice mail. Repeat until one of you give up.
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However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
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1. Someone you owe money to.
2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
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1. Someone you owe money to.
2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again
by Laquisha DeeVa January 9, 2018
Get the New phone who dis? mug.A term usually used by people making fun of boomer comics. Aka boomers like to think that all of the world's problems are caused by technology, and they think reading any book at all is better than being on those "darn phones". Any book? Really? Even a hentai doujinshi, you disgusting boomer?
Narrator of probably a YouTube Video (go watch EmKay bros): "*reads boomer comic that's relatable for boomers*, PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD!"
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