by fathead431 September 23, 2009
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(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking
"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."
"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"
"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"
by Raymond Dyrimm January 10, 2009
Get the Phailgasm mug.the pwail bandit is an unidentified elusive intelligent creature who rips out "its" pwails and spreads them in bathrooms across southern louisiana.... not to be confused with the bathroom bandit who usually smears shit and smegma all over the handles and walls of public bathrooms latest reports of shmearings in monroe,la port aurther,tx lake arthur,la jennings, la lafayette, la so be careful next time you grab the handle in the stall of mcdonalds in jennings louisiana or if your wanting to open the door at the citgo in henderson,la you might get a ass full of pwail if you sit down without checking
MAYNE DEM BOYZ DUN PWAILED UP DAT DADGUM BATROOUM IN DAT DERE THANG UP OVA DARE MAYNE WTF IS WRUNG WIT DEM DARE PPLZ MONEY? DAM MAIS DEY MUSHT BE ON DAT HEROIN OR SMOKING DAT GLASS DICK TEE!!! MAIS IT GOT TO BE DAT PWAIL BANDIT
by P-WHALE BANDIT July 6, 2009
Get the pwail bandit mug.Phailology is the study of phailing. Many people on the internet love phailology and study it.. Phailology is performed by many people on /b/, something awful and many other online communities.
Bob: Hey Jim! I just got my PhD degree in phailology!
Jim: How?
Bob: I went on forchonz and I started pissing people off.
Jim: But how'd you get the degree?
Bob: idk u noobz0rz lulz
Jim: How?
Bob: I went on forchonz and I started pissing people off.
Jim: But how'd you get the degree?
Bob: idk u noobz0rz lulz
by Ultimatepuff February 24, 2008
Get the Phailology mug.Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.
poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.
by delta1238 April 9, 2008
Get the STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you mug.person 1:did you see that fat person phail.
person 2: ya i wanted to yell phailcopter but there were to many people.
person 2: ya i wanted to yell phailcopter but there were to many people.
by phail crator August 4, 2009
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