Pessi

Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.

by Ayerssx March 17, 2015

Pessi

A player who has an astonishing number of cheerleader fanbois for someone who has not scored against madrid since ronaldo left and fraudulently wins ballon d’ors and golden boot all while walking around the pitch and cannot even do numbers in a farmers league.

Did you see pessi cannot even make a header when the ball is crossed to him?

by AirCR7 December 4, 2021

Pessi

A finished fraud from Argentina,loves statpadding against small clubs and gets 'GOAT' shouts

I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Barcelona, I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pionel Pessi.He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thank you Pessi.

by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022

pesudopyronecrobeastiphiliac

Someone who enjoys the stature or status of having sex with dead flaming animals without actually doing it.

By the act of doctoring the photos he is a pesudopyronecrobeastiphiliac.

by G Flo September 24, 2008

pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

pekusic

Hyperactive idiot who's always high on caffeine.

pekusic

by bubba222222 January 9, 2011

Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.

Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart

by bassislife July 25, 2011