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PeriDorito

A fan nickname for a character on Steven Universe, whose name is Peridot. The reason for her name is because her hair looks like a dorito. She is also called Green Space Dorito.
Person 1: Aw look how small PeriDorito is!
Person 2: You know her name is actually Peridot right?
Person 1: SHUT UP!
by Katiebug586 September 14, 2016
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Period shit

The dump a female takes not because she actually has to but because her period makes her need to. This is due to the hormones that signal the release of the lining of the uterus also signalling the gastro system, making the bowels move more.
Jake: "Why did you take so long to get here?! I was waiting forever!"

Tina: "Sorry but I had to take a period shit."

*awkward silence ensues*

Tina: "That's right. You're not getting any tonight."
by XenXen June 19, 2010
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Point blank period

by Luluisa October 26, 2019
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periodesia

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.
She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.
by LilaMcD January 9, 2009
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periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
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period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.
Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.
by snickle douche August 13, 2010
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Faux Period

Because of certain medical reasons, the body may naturally cease to have a regular menstrual cycle (aka a period). A common medical reason would be birth control such as the Mirena IUD. You experience all the same symptoms (acne, bloating, cravings, moodiness etc.) but never get your period.
Ugh, I've been bloated for days and my face is breaking out. I must be having my faux period!
by skyydutchez August 28, 2013
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