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Per Mari

The monkey that belongs to Dieter, and Dieter wishes more people to continue futher touchation of the monkey
My Name is Dieter, would u like to touch my monkey? love him kiss him give him affection!
by Ohfa February 5, 2005
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per state

"Per state" is scottish slang, refering to something being a mess, usually used around glasgow by neds or chavs, especially in the east end. Can be used to describe a house or person. Although spelt 'per', the word is pronounced "pure".
Chontelle: "Aw naw, check maself, im a per state..."
Stu: "haw haw, aye man, his gaff is a per state after Jambo went oaf his nut and made a ransack of his maws bedroom."
by The Big Chap January 23, 2010
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starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014
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hiss-per

From the Latin to hiss.

Very irate sharp whisper.
A friendly encouraging hiss.
The snake hiss-pered 'Go on Eve, take a bite. It'sss a very tassssty looking apple. Take a bite - you know you want to.'
by Prettypsycho July 16, 2014
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hundy per

Short for 100%
by Maglok December 7, 2019
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Revolutions Per Minute (RPM)

RPM is a way of measuring how fast something spins. A couple of examples is that a V8 engine avergally does around 7000rpm and fidget spinners can do around 3750rpm!
My new car can do up to 8000 Revolutions Per Minute (RPM), how much can yours do?
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Cum Per Day (CPD)

CPD is a unit of measure. Made to measure how many times someone ejaculates per day.
If you are consistent you can say your CPD number as an individual integer, instead as a range.
Ranges can be declared as a ratio, Ex: 4:7 meaning you ejaculate anywhere between 4 to 7 times a day.

To measure an average CPD, count all of the total times you came in 1 month, and at the end of the month. divide that number by 28. to Create a 4-Week Average.

CPD can also be measured in milliliters.
guy 1 what's your CPD?

guy 2 Mines 4:7 wbu.

guy 3 I have a 5:6.

Cum Per Day (CPD)
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