Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.

We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.

by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019

Penile Pressure Plate

A very painful game consisting of two or more male players. Each player puts their penis in between two closing pressure plates and play a game of chicken, last to remove their penis from the contraption of doom wins. Not recommended for any sane male that values their genitals.

That guy's dick was crushed, but at least he won Penile Pressure Plate

by CrazeWay July 18, 2019

Penile Denile

A form of denile when one denies that his penis is small. Victims of penile denile regularly talk about how "large" their penis is, probably to convince themselves of it more than others even.

"Yea im pretty much half horse, if u know what I mean"- common phrase from victims of penile denile

by Fodges January 31, 2008

Penile Bloodletting

Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.

Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING"

by Atef Lord November 29, 2020

penile trust fall

This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.

Ed: I’m not ready for this

Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH

ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!

Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!

Ed: this is love.

by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023

Penile Unit

A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.

My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?

by Samuel Paxson May 14, 2003

pendleton head butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

by haikumaster February 29, 2008