sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

community penis

Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. It is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled!

She contracted that STD because her husband has a community penis and everyone has had a taste of it.

by DEV1OUB February 27, 2020

Pogo-penis

When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

by The wingwang man December 7, 2021

Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)

I want a Cannon Penis!!!!

by paul parry October 30, 2011

Penis Potato

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...

Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."

by erinbirdy July 10, 2010

Penis inspection Day

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010