peebus

A peebus is an expression to show scare or surprise, rather than swearing

Holy peebus man!

by deeznuts214913 February 16, 2017

peenus

a very small penis, below average

You gots a small peenus

by ZaneWords March 27, 2005

peequently

having to go to the bathroom more than seems humanly possible

Coworker: Isn't that your fourth time in the toilets within the hour?
Me: Lay the fuck off Cheryl, you know I go peequently

by tori_s28 August 17, 2016

Peezure

A peezure ( a pee-seizure) is when sudden abnormal activity in the bladder causes the body to contort and use a fast pace hunched over walk to the nearest restroom. Its accompanied by changes in attention and behavior clouding awareness and blocking normal communication.

My mom and I were out shopping when suddenly she had a full on public peezure quickly walking out of the store abandoning her purchases and unable to answer as to where she was going.

by PeaceLanese January 23, 2013

Mount Peezy

The "local" term for the Michigan city, Mount Pleasant. Home of Central Michigan University that also occupies 5 police departments- Tribal, CMU, Isabella County, City and State. Known for "parties", few of which are any good, unless attended at Lexington. The center of Michigan, also known for its slutty college students, many of whom flunk and then begin attending Mid Michigan Community College. Most of it's youth are not actually from Mount Peezy, but rather the surrounding villages.

Douche from Oil City: Dude, I heard there's a sweetass party at Copper Beech!

Douche from Shepherd: Dude, I'm not partyin' in Mount Peezy tonight. My Tempo won't make it. Come down here, we're partyin' at Douche bag #3's pole barn!

by ClassyAnorexic January 3, 2008

peenus

The act of peeing into the anus.

Greg was overcome with satisfaction by how vigorously Chris performed peenus.

by DeafPenis February 9, 2010

peezys_girl

The most beautiful girl found on livejournal. Sweet, kind and generous. Also very intelligent, thus making her prone to being trolled by the likes of the homosexual jameth and his band of followers.

peezys_girl is a wonderful human being

by pwned December 17, 2004