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Facebook Ego Paranoia

When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.
Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!

Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.
by Do u suffer from FEP? November 10, 2009
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paranoia

The uneasy feeling you get when dogs start shouting "Poof" at you, and cars racing through puddles shout "Twat" - (British slang for female genitalia)
by Space_monkey the 1st April 1, 2003
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paranoial activity

from the book of senses.

This refers to the general feeling of being high on marijuana.meaning when a person gets really high they start to get paranoid but still keep it inside them and continue their activities.
god:" how you feeling my child"

Nik:" just some paranoial activity,you know smoking the stuff you gave me."
by Nik Armi January 28, 2010
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Permanoia

A Long term frame of mind that has a foundation of conspiracy to be set up, betrayed and prosecuted . In people the trait is common among strings of vital substance puppets.
When the light is too loud and a whisper is heard through walls that never stops. I know it's permanoia that keeps time locked in life beating nearly to stop.
by Pronoun Child October 13, 2008
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peeanoid

The feeling that no matter how many times you've checked to make sure your phone is muted, all attendees on your conference call can still hear you peeing.
I was so peeanoid that I managed to avoid any surface contact in the toilet to minimize all background phone noise.
by duckhook October 19, 2015
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Petranoid

When your scared, nervous, and annoyed at the same time. Usually at a bar and combing words. Can mean anything.
Trying to come up with a sentence for urban dictionary is making me petranoid.
by Mariter_chann March 20, 2020
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Paranoia

Paranoia, its just paranoia
by shabirh February 25, 2021
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