A person on a social networking website (i.e. facebook, myspace) who adds good looking women, or men, and has no profile picture or information, but chats with you.
Dude, look at this random chick that added me. She has such a pedo profile going on, but let me see what she wants.
by pink is the new black October 21, 2010
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Get the Pedo vibes mug.A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.
Person 1. "This park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
by Frederick McCock May 14, 2013
Get the Pedo-meter mug.Girl 1:Hey you see that guy over there?
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)
by Im a CAT lawlz October 18, 2010
Get the Pedo-Smile mug.A Pedo-Fish is a peadophile who can hold his breath for a really long time and is also good at gargling balls. A Pedo-Fish uses a white van to abduct little kids and has a fishy smell to him.
Person 1: I saw a white van and in the backs was barrels of water and candy, I think a Pedo-Fish is luring his next victim sometime soon.
Person 2: Well the quireboys at church went missing last week so it makes sense.
Person 2: Well the quireboys at church went missing last week so it makes sense.
by EmergentAxis810 May 30, 2016
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