Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

petting the pussy

Female masturbation.

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.

by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020

ass pealing

A term used to describe the act off making a excess amount of money on a car sale

The sales manager told Hector You'll be ass pealing on this deal. You better peal thier ass off the ceiling and make them like it, or You'll be leaving with them. He wrapped up the deal and had a real head ripper!

by Freckman February 6, 2007

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 15, 2023